Description

Are you the kind of asshole who is too cool to wear a dress? Do you fancy yourself as some kind of clever person who can spin the conversation about your attire in such a way as to escape the ridicule for being too cool? Are you a low-effort hasher? Well, do we have a shirt for you! Also comes in black, in case you fancy yourself as some kind of avant-garde dick head whose personality exists to “make other people think.”

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!